Welcome to the exotic adult gift site where euphemisms abound, including words like “romantic,” “sensuous,” “sumptuous” and “arousing.” If we had to pick a winner, though, it would be “Functional Erotic Glass Art,” which we won’t describe in great detail, but which is a must-see for the ladies. Most of the products here aren’t so wild, though, and stuff like silk sheets, cashmere bathrobes, massage oils and scented candles provide a nice balance against the body paint, fur cuffs and “love balm.” The biggest surprise? None of this stuff is the slightest bit trashy, and a lot of it is actually fairly classy… which may be disappointing to some.